Dear Sparkle by Unknown

Author:Unknown
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: epub, ebook
Publisher: Adams Media, Inc.
Published: 2010-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

You actually have to show them what you want.

Dear Nuts,

Because humans function at such a low level of comprehension, you need to really be obvious with them. I mean, it's clear to you and me what you want by carrying on the way you do at eleven P.M., but they'll never get it. Not in a million years (human or cat years). So instead of just scratching and meowing, you have to actually show them what you want. Do you have a lot of toys sitting around the house? Gather them up and set them by the bedroom door before you start making noise. That way, when they open the door, the toys will be right there in their faces. Once I actually got my human's attention by taking a toy and flinging it against the shut door several times. You may want to try the same thing, or at least toss one or two of the toys in the air the moment the humans open the door. I know it sounds like a lot of effort when you're asking for something so simple, but what can I say? Even the most well intentioned humans, like yours, are hopelessly dense. If your humans were really smart, they would play with you for a little while before going to bed. Then maybe you wouldn't need to bother them after they've turned in. Too bad you can't tell them that.

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